Modern Serf

December 21, 2009

Sunday Night Roast

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — the Modern Serf @ 1:13 am

In my excess of free time, I’ve been planning a dinner party for the family. They couldn’t come on account of the blizzard today, but I went ahead and cooked it anyway.

The theme for this meal was fall-into-winter flavors (it’s the solstice, after all)- I’ve got tons of fun summer-style drinks, and spring flavors come easy for cooking, but the colder weather limits your palette to heavier, smokier flavors. I wanted to start the meal with a bit of lightness and freshness and build up to a heavy conclusion.

Aperitif:
Applejack Sazerac

I started with an “Applejack Sazerac.” Applejack is an American apple brandy with a fair amount of inherent sweetness, even in the case of the Lairds 100 proof. The Sazerac is now typically made with rye whiskey, but was originally made (about 150 years ago) with brandy.

Taxonomically, it fits into the Old Fashioned category, and is made in much the same way except with the addition of absinthe and the substitution of peychaud’s bitters.

Build in rocks glass:
rinse of absinthe
2 oz Applejack (Laird’s 100)
1/2 oz simple syrup (or sugar cube, muddled)
hearty dash of Peychaud’s bitters

One of the themes I had for this dinner involved winter spices, and the traditional western winter spices (cinnamon, clove, etc.) overlap a lot with Chinese fivespice. One of those flavors is anise which is the primary taste component of both Peychaud’s and absinthe. Even in these slight quantities, the distinctive anise smell comes through strongly – even a teaspoon more would be overpowering.

In further explorations of this drink, one could also substitute a ginger liqueur or Pimento (Allspice) Dram for the sugar – a stick of cinnamon also makes a nice garnish if you have one to spare.

1st course:
Squash Salad

Salad is not the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of winter meals nor when considering squash preparations. However, I had heard about this on Top Chef (?) and it was just too weird to resist.

You will note from this point forth I do not use many measurements; clearly I put much more thought into the drinks than the food.

With a mandoline, make a bunch of matchsticks (french-fry setting) of butternut squash. These will have roughly the taste of raw carrots, but a little more bitter.
Slice another squash (in this case, I used acorn squash, though I can’t recommend it) at the thinnest setting. These are going to be the “leaves” of the salad.
Chop fennel ribs (anise flavor again!) as you would celery. The bulb is not used; the leaves make a nice garnish for the next course.
For a little bit of spice and extra color, toss in some sliced radishes.

Dressing:
Juice of one lemon
about equal amount of oil
salt & pepper
whip into semi-emulsion

Mix it all together and let it sit for a while – the dressing will help the vegetables soften.

This was peculiarly compelling, but it had two major flaws:
1. The acorn squash was too bitter with not enough flavor. Some online recipes call for zucchini or pumpkin; the butternut and acorn happened to be what was already in the fridge.
2. The radishes and dressing didn’t add up to enough “zing.” Some onions or shallots would have really helped make it more well balanced.

If/when I do this meal again, I’ll still make something like this, but I’ll do a smaller size and follow it with a squash soup – Squash two-ways, as a pretentious chef would say.

Second course:
pot roast- sous vide style

Chuck is my favorite cut of beef, because it’s cheap and it has a lot of flavorful fat. It also has a ton of gristle, though, so it’s tough as hell if you don’t cook it long enough.

I sure cooked this long enough, though – I made a ghetto sous-vide.

Rub the meat with salt and assorted spices:
anise
cinnamon
ginger
clove
szechuan pepper

Seal this up in an airtight bag, preferably a vacu-seal but more likely a ziploc with the air squeezed out.

Poach this at about 145 degrees from when you wake up until when your guests arive. The simplest way to do this is to set up a probe thermometer to go off when the water temperature goes over 145; alternate between the burner being completely off and on its lowest setting.

After eating the first course, take the bag out and drain the juices into a pan and reduce by half. This is your sauce – there’s not that much there because most of the juice is still in the meat!

Carve the meat on the bias and give it a quick sear on each side to get a little Maillard Reaction going on. Alternately, (though I didnt get to try this) you could do a dramatic sear tableside with a bruleé torch.

Long story short, you get something that tastes like a really good standing rib roast for pot roast prices.

Digestif:
Egg Nog

I made this using Jefferey Morgenthaler’s method.
2 large eggs
3 oz (by volume) granulated sugar
½ tsp freshly-grated nutmeg
2 oz brandy
2 oz spiced rum (I use Sailor Jerry’s)
6 oz whole milk
4 oz heavy cream

Beat eggs in blender for one minute on medium speed. Slowly add sugar and blend for one additional minute. With blender still running, add nutmeg, brandy, rum, milk and cream until combined. Chill thoroughly to allow flavors to combine and serve in chilled wine glasses or champagne coupes, grating additional nutmeg on top immediately before serving.

I don’t have much to add, besides that when entertaining mixed company it would make more sense to add the liquor afterwards, to fit their respective tastes.

Also, when this initially comes out of the blender, the foam can separate from the nog, and an enterprising molecular mixologist could incorporate some additional flavors / aromas into that to create a multi-layered drink.

December 3, 2009

Your Friend the Chicken Thigh

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 9:57 pm

My shift was cut tonight, so instead of eating at the restaurant I work at, I made dinner.

“Chicken thighs” just sounds like a poor man’s meal, doesn’t it? When you’re used to boneless, skinless breasts with all lean meat, the humble thigh with its fat and gristle seems like a consolation prize.

Not me, though. The thigh is the next best thing to a whole roasted chicken. Its higher fat content keeps it moist and juicy while cooking, while the breast can often dry out if you’re not careful. Furthermore, its very cheap – often under $2/pound, and if you buy in bulk they handle freezing well. Finally, there’s a real quick and tasty recipe that takes under ten minutes of prep and cooks in under 30.

My TV uncle Alton Brown did an episode of Good Eats many years ago called The Pouch Principle which covers this method, but he doesn’t do any chicken recipes. The principals, however, are the same:

Preheat oven to 400.
chix layout
Cut up assorted vegetables: I used broccoli, snow peas, carrots and garlic because that’s what I had in the fridge, but you can use all sorts of stuff (see the chart in part 2 of his video.)
chix stack
Pile the vegetables in the center of a sheet of foil, and place the (thawed) chicken breast on top.
tofu pan
The lady doesn’t eat warm blooded animals, so she lightly seared some tofu to throw in her packet.
packets closed
Put in your seasonings – I used soy sauce and pepper. Make sure that everything gets some – if you use salt or spices get the chicken on both sides. Close the packets around the food such that there’s a little chimney to let excess steam escape.
packets open
Roast the packets in the oven for 25-30 minutes; cut the chicken to check the doneness (or use a probe thermometer if you’re a fancypants.)
plates
There! That actually looks sort of like a meal.

December 2, 2009

Motivation

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 12:42 am

One of the hardest problems for the un- and under-employed is finding the will to get off your ass at all. Even though the workday at a crap job can grind you down, it still forces you to get a good 8 hours of labor done, even if its for someone else. I’m not sure that I even wore pants for eight hours today.

I spent a small part of the day working on this site, and a little bit on the upcoming webseries Higher Inebriations, but spent most of my time listening to podcasts and waiting for new posts to show up on my RSS feed. I did a lot of meta-work, but that doesn’t add up to much – changing wordpress settings doesn’t make more blog posts show up, nor does futzing with google chrome extensions make more interesting reading material appear.

But anyone who’s ever had a crap job will tell you, its much harder to go to work on a Monday than a Thursday. Mental inertia seems to be one of those things that can build infinitely, so each day you do nothing just makes the next one even harder. Sometimes you just have to make work happen, even when there’s nothing to be done, so that you’re not too drowsy when something good comes along.

The upside to this is that inertia goes both ways – an mind at rest tends to remain at rest, but a mind at motion tends to continue in motion. This blog and my assorted hustles, schemes and Million Dollar Ideas are dumb hobbies that make no money right now, but all it takes is for one to make a splash for them all to retroactively become the groundwork for something worthwhile.

Do something today that feels like work, and when real work comes, you’ll be prepared.

December 1, 2009

Mondays are weekends when you’re unemployed

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — the Modern Serf @ 2:02 am

The Modern Serfette and I have been going through some lean times lately, since I changed jobs and she lost hers within the course of a week. This has given us more free time than we know what to do with, while having very little money to spend in it.

Today, we mailed out our rent checks (leaving me with about $100 in savings) and hit the thrift shop down the street, where I picked up a dress shirt and two pairs of pants for about $8 each. I just started reading An Affordable Wardrobe last week and while I don’t really get his whole “dandy” aesthetic, I’m definitely appreciating goodwill stores in a whole different light.

We went to my mother’s for Thanksgiving this year, and she’s still on this Russian kick from a trip she and my stepfather took last year, so along with the turkey and stuffing she served blini and vodka. While I can’t recommend her blini recipe, she has definitely turned me onto a couple of cheap Russian vodkas that are a lot smoother and taste much better than any of the premium stuff you’ll see at trendy bars. Once I can do a more thorough tasting, I’ll post a review here.

There’s a bit of a clutter problem over there, and while it’s not quite Hoarders level yet, and maybe even better than when I was growing up, it’s still pretty filthy in spots. The first big thing one notices upon entrance is the dozen parrots. This happened innocently enough; one starts with two birds and the rest comes naturally; my mother briefly attempted to sell the birds but found she could not even give most of them away. Being birds, they tend to crap all over the place and while its mostly constrained to the area in front of their cages, most homeowners would consider any pile of birdshit one too many.

The other problem, and probably the more serious one, is that they hoard food like they grew up in the thirties. They have the fridge completely full, to the point of tetris-like precision, and they leave semi-perishable condiments out on the table indefinitely. The last time I was over they had a bottle of ketchup that had turned brown, but that had since been trashed, so there may be hope for them yet.

This has inspired me, in subsequent days, to clean up around the apartment and particularly pare down my wardrobe. I have a tremendous amount of clothing for someone who wears the same outfit three days in a row, but much of it is stained with developer from my photolab days, or was purchased in the three week window when I fit a 32″ waist. Even after I saved two pieces for mending and with the three new items coming in I have a net loss of clothing which gets me a little closer to having an efficient wardrobe.

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