Modern Serf

February 20, 2010

Bobby from Boston

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — the Modern Serf @ 10:11 am

Every once and a while I’ll say to the lady, “I think I would look really good in a straw boater,” or “I think bolo ties are the next step in my ‘look.’” Until now, she’s been able to rest easy knowing that I would likely never find those in any store and I’d be too lazy to purchase them online. Rest no more; I have found a store that caters to my every stupid whim, and it is called “Bobby from Boston.”

I’ve lived in this city for four years and I had never even heard of if until it was mentioned on Put This On, which is run by guys in LA. Its tucked away into a shopping/gallery strip on Thayer St. in the south end, so it’s easy to miss if you don’t get out that way very often.

The store is laid out like a cabinet of curiosities that specializes in vintage men’s clothes – more items are in display cases, or even in cabinets, than on sale racks. There is a whole case filled with straw boaters, a small chest filled with ascots and cravats, a display of 1900s grooming tools – pomade, shaving brushes, safety razors, even a few racks of celluloid collars. All this would be overwhelming without the rather large staff (during my visit, they outnumbered the customers 2 to 1) to help you navigate the collection.

If I have any concerns, it is that even though most of their product is a very good value, none of it is “cheap.” You could theoretically find many of their items at goodwill for a lower price; I suspect that much of their merchandise comes in from professional thrifters. That said, 99% of everything at goodwill is crap, and 99% of the merchandise here is wonderful – it works out in their favor if you value your time. While I likely won’t be buying my everyday clothes here, this is now my first stop for esoteric accessories and splurges.

Bobby from Boston
19 Thayer St
(between Harrison Ave & Albany St)
Boston, MA 02118
(617) 423-9299

February 9, 2010

What’s the Buzz, tell me what’s a’ happening?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 3:49 pm

Google announced “Buzz,” their new social media aggregator something-or-other this afternoon. Currently the media is reporting on it as a “Facebook killer,” and that may even be Google’s intention, but I think it could be more than that.

Facebook is a frequently treated as a communications platform – you post content and your friends respond to it. It has what I’d consider three separate channels of communication – chat, wall posts, and the inbox – each which represents a different concept of what communication can be. Yet there are a million other ways to communicate – mail, telephone, SMS, AIM, email, twitter, blog comments – many of which are definitely not going anywhere and make facebook’s feature set completely redundant.

Facebook’s real value is in the profiles. This may seem counterintuitive – I certainly look at the news feed a lot more than i look at any one profile – but think of it this way: every news item is really a change or an addition to that persons profile. The profile is a pointer to that users identity – it is a conceptual address that replaces all of the physical (eg. 113 Main St.) or mechanical (eg 617/555-9064) addresses for something that is related to that person with the identity of the person himself.

So rather than trying to destroy Facebook, Google Buzz should be looking to supersede it – absorb it, commoditize it. Make it so that people say “I was checking out her Facebook on Buzz the other day.”

Facebook’s eventual fall from grace will be this – it tries to hold every piece of information within itself. Conceptually, this is like the early internet providers like AOL or CompuServe having a “walled garden”, a subset of the internet that they allowed their users to consume. Eventually this system came to an end and the whole internet was opened up to them. For the most part, people dont access AOL’s proprietary content anymore (im not sure such a thing even exists) – they see the web through Google.

The best parts of AOL still exist today – that is to say their Instant Messaging protocol – but AOL is nothing like the dominant force it was in 1995. Likewise, Facebook will probably have an even more feature-bloated portal five years from now, but the only really valuable part of its property will be the profiles and the reliable identities that they represent and establish.

What’s the deal with facebook?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 9:00 am

facebook’s bloat reminds me of “portals” in 1999- i understand that they want people to spend every single minute on facebook, but shit, this is the web; there is zero cost to going to a different site or even having a tab with both open.

Features which are inherent to facebook

pictures – “face”
the wall -”book”
profile pages

Features which are useful but not necessary
events
groups
fan pages

Features that are tacked on to keep people on the site to expose them to ads – what should be done instead

chat – link to IM
games – link to games
private messaging – link to email

facebook has some incredibly valuable data about their users, and almost all of that comes from their “core features” the social network and the data supplied by the users.

what id really like to see is facebook make their core feature – social management – work better.
FOR EXAMPLE:
when you click on a link on a friend’s page – lets say under “music” they have sigur ros. If facebook were really about building and maintaining your social networks, wouldn’t the most useful response be to show your other friends that have the same interest?

But thats not what happens. rather, it goes to a listing of all the related groups and fan pages. I list something like a hundred bands that I like, but I’m not a member of any of their “groups” – i just list them as interests.

Here’s a more specific example – lets say youve got friends all over the place – college buddies, work friends, and so forth. while you like all of them, you dont want to be inviting people with whom you went to high school to an event across the country from them.

Yet, on event or group invitation pages, you can only filter your friends by network; not even by location, but network – a vestigial feature from facebook’s college days that has been officially deprecated and is essentially irrelevant today.

And finally, sometimes you might want to privately tag people with data that they would not want to post themselves – maybe you have some friends that like getting baked and some that are straight-edge, or two people in the same clique that don’t get along. it would be quite useful if you could make note of that and at least have facebook alert you of potential conflicts – sort of like a platonic dating service – but apparently supporting FarmVille was a higher priority.

mandatory disclaimer:
of course, facebook is apparently worth billions, so who am I to tell them what to do.

January 8, 2010

IKEA sour

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 12:04 am

2 oz aquavit
1 oz lemon juice
1 oz lingonberry concentrate
dash orange bitters
shake, strain into cocktail glass

Went to IKEA with my grandmother this week. It was her first time there, and she loaded up on exotic lamps. Money is a little tight on my end, but I still came home with a bottle of the lingonberry concentrate from the food section.

The lingonberry was rather tart on its own, so the ounce of lemon juice is probably a little too much. It does mix well with the unusual caraway flavor of the aquavit.

December 21, 2009

Sunday Night Roast

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — the Modern Serf @ 1:13 am

In my excess of free time, I’ve been planning a dinner party for the family. They couldn’t come on account of the blizzard today, but I went ahead and cooked it anyway.

The theme for this meal was fall-into-winter flavors (it’s the solstice, after all)- I’ve got tons of fun summer-style drinks, and spring flavors come easy for cooking, but the colder weather limits your palette to heavier, smokier flavors. I wanted to start the meal with a bit of lightness and freshness and build up to a heavy conclusion.

Aperitif:
Applejack Sazerac

I started with an “Applejack Sazerac.” Applejack is an American apple brandy with a fair amount of inherent sweetness, even in the case of the Lairds 100 proof. The Sazerac is now typically made with rye whiskey, but was originally made (about 150 years ago) with brandy.

Taxonomically, it fits into the Old Fashioned category, and is made in much the same way except with the addition of absinthe and the substitution of peychaud’s bitters.

Build in rocks glass:
rinse of absinthe
2 oz Applejack (Laird’s 100)
1/2 oz simple syrup (or sugar cube, muddled)
hearty dash of Peychaud’s bitters

One of the themes I had for this dinner involved winter spices, and the traditional western winter spices (cinnamon, clove, etc.) overlap a lot with Chinese fivespice. One of those flavors is anise which is the primary taste component of both Peychaud’s and absinthe. Even in these slight quantities, the distinctive anise smell comes through strongly – even a teaspoon more would be overpowering.

In further explorations of this drink, one could also substitute a ginger liqueur or Pimento (Allspice) Dram for the sugar – a stick of cinnamon also makes a nice garnish if you have one to spare.

1st course:
Squash Salad

Salad is not the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of winter meals nor when considering squash preparations. However, I had heard about this on Top Chef (?) and it was just too weird to resist.

You will note from this point forth I do not use many measurements; clearly I put much more thought into the drinks than the food.

With a mandoline, make a bunch of matchsticks (french-fry setting) of butternut squash. These will have roughly the taste of raw carrots, but a little more bitter.
Slice another squash (in this case, I used acorn squash, though I can’t recommend it) at the thinnest setting. These are going to be the “leaves” of the salad.
Chop fennel ribs (anise flavor again!) as you would celery. The bulb is not used; the leaves make a nice garnish for the next course.
For a little bit of spice and extra color, toss in some sliced radishes.

Dressing:
Juice of one lemon
about equal amount of oil
salt & pepper
whip into semi-emulsion

Mix it all together and let it sit for a while – the dressing will help the vegetables soften.

This was peculiarly compelling, but it had two major flaws:
1. The acorn squash was too bitter with not enough flavor. Some online recipes call for zucchini or pumpkin; the butternut and acorn happened to be what was already in the fridge.
2. The radishes and dressing didn’t add up to enough “zing.” Some onions or shallots would have really helped make it more well balanced.

If/when I do this meal again, I’ll still make something like this, but I’ll do a smaller size and follow it with a squash soup – Squash two-ways, as a pretentious chef would say.

Second course:
pot roast- sous vide style

Chuck is my favorite cut of beef, because it’s cheap and it has a lot of flavorful fat. It also has a ton of gristle, though, so it’s tough as hell if you don’t cook it long enough.

I sure cooked this long enough, though – I made a ghetto sous-vide.

Rub the meat with salt and assorted spices:
anise
cinnamon
ginger
clove
szechuan pepper

Seal this up in an airtight bag, preferably a vacu-seal but more likely a ziploc with the air squeezed out.

Poach this at about 145 degrees from when you wake up until when your guests arive. The simplest way to do this is to set up a probe thermometer to go off when the water temperature goes over 145; alternate between the burner being completely off and on its lowest setting.

After eating the first course, take the bag out and drain the juices into a pan and reduce by half. This is your sauce – there’s not that much there because most of the juice is still in the meat!

Carve the meat on the bias and give it a quick sear on each side to get a little Maillard Reaction going on. Alternately, (though I didnt get to try this) you could do a dramatic sear tableside with a bruleé torch.

Long story short, you get something that tastes like a really good standing rib roast for pot roast prices.

Digestif:
Egg Nog

I made this using Jefferey Morgenthaler’s method.
2 large eggs
3 oz (by volume) granulated sugar
½ tsp freshly-grated nutmeg
2 oz brandy
2 oz spiced rum (I use Sailor Jerry’s)
6 oz whole milk
4 oz heavy cream

Beat eggs in blender for one minute on medium speed. Slowly add sugar and blend for one additional minute. With blender still running, add nutmeg, brandy, rum, milk and cream until combined. Chill thoroughly to allow flavors to combine and serve in chilled wine glasses or champagne coupes, grating additional nutmeg on top immediately before serving.

I don’t have much to add, besides that when entertaining mixed company it would make more sense to add the liquor afterwards, to fit their respective tastes.

Also, when this initially comes out of the blender, the foam can separate from the nog, and an enterprising molecular mixologist could incorporate some additional flavors / aromas into that to create a multi-layered drink.

December 3, 2009

Your Friend the Chicken Thigh

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 9:57 pm

My shift was cut tonight, so instead of eating at the restaurant I work at, I made dinner.

“Chicken thighs” just sounds like a poor man’s meal, doesn’t it? When you’re used to boneless, skinless breasts with all lean meat, the humble thigh with its fat and gristle seems like a consolation prize.

Not me, though. The thigh is the next best thing to a whole roasted chicken. Its higher fat content keeps it moist and juicy while cooking, while the breast can often dry out if you’re not careful. Furthermore, its very cheap – often under $2/pound, and if you buy in bulk they handle freezing well. Finally, there’s a real quick and tasty recipe that takes under ten minutes of prep and cooks in under 30.

My TV uncle Alton Brown did an episode of Good Eats many years ago called The Pouch Principle which covers this method, but he doesn’t do any chicken recipes. The principals, however, are the same:

Preheat oven to 400.
chix layout
Cut up assorted vegetables: I used broccoli, snow peas, carrots and garlic because that’s what I had in the fridge, but you can use all sorts of stuff (see the chart in part 2 of his video.)
chix stack
Pile the vegetables in the center of a sheet of foil, and place the (thawed) chicken breast on top.
tofu pan
The lady doesn’t eat warm blooded animals, so she lightly seared some tofu to throw in her packet.
packets closed
Put in your seasonings – I used soy sauce and pepper. Make sure that everything gets some – if you use salt or spices get the chicken on both sides. Close the packets around the food such that there’s a little chimney to let excess steam escape.
packets open
Roast the packets in the oven for 25-30 minutes; cut the chicken to check the doneness (or use a probe thermometer if you’re a fancypants.)
plates
There! That actually looks sort of like a meal.

December 2, 2009

Motivation

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 12:42 am

One of the hardest problems for the un- and under-employed is finding the will to get off your ass at all. Even though the workday at a crap job can grind you down, it still forces you to get a good 8 hours of labor done, even if its for someone else. I’m not sure that I even wore pants for eight hours today.

I spent a small part of the day working on this site, and a little bit on the upcoming webseries Higher Inebriations, but spent most of my time listening to podcasts and waiting for new posts to show up on my RSS feed. I did a lot of meta-work, but that doesn’t add up to much – changing wordpress settings doesn’t make more blog posts show up, nor does futzing with google chrome extensions make more interesting reading material appear.

But anyone who’s ever had a crap job will tell you, its much harder to go to work on a Monday than a Thursday. Mental inertia seems to be one of those things that can build infinitely, so each day you do nothing just makes the next one even harder. Sometimes you just have to make work happen, even when there’s nothing to be done, so that you’re not too drowsy when something good comes along.

The upside to this is that inertia goes both ways – an mind at rest tends to remain at rest, but a mind at motion tends to continue in motion. This blog and my assorted hustles, schemes and Million Dollar Ideas are dumb hobbies that make no money right now, but all it takes is for one to make a splash for them all to retroactively become the groundwork for something worthwhile.

Do something today that feels like work, and when real work comes, you’ll be prepared.

December 1, 2009

Mondays are weekends when you’re unemployed

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — the Modern Serf @ 2:02 am

The Modern Serfette and I have been going through some lean times lately, since I changed jobs and she lost hers within the course of a week. This has given us more free time than we know what to do with, while having very little money to spend in it.

Today, we mailed out our rent checks (leaving me with about $100 in savings) and hit the thrift shop down the street, where I picked up a dress shirt and two pairs of pants for about $8 each. I just started reading An Affordable Wardrobe last week and while I don’t really get his whole “dandy” aesthetic, I’m definitely appreciating goodwill stores in a whole different light.

We went to my mother’s for Thanksgiving this year, and she’s still on this Russian kick from a trip she and my stepfather took last year, so along with the turkey and stuffing she served blini and vodka. While I can’t recommend her blini recipe, she has definitely turned me onto a couple of cheap Russian vodkas that are a lot smoother and taste much better than any of the premium stuff you’ll see at trendy bars. Once I can do a more thorough tasting, I’ll post a review here.

There’s a bit of a clutter problem over there, and while it’s not quite Hoarders level yet, and maybe even better than when I was growing up, it’s still pretty filthy in spots. The first big thing one notices upon entrance is the dozen parrots. This happened innocently enough; one starts with two birds and the rest comes naturally; my mother briefly attempted to sell the birds but found she could not even give most of them away. Being birds, they tend to crap all over the place and while its mostly constrained to the area in front of their cages, most homeowners would consider any pile of birdshit one too many.

The other problem, and probably the more serious one, is that they hoard food like they grew up in the thirties. They have the fridge completely full, to the point of tetris-like precision, and they leave semi-perishable condiments out on the table indefinitely. The last time I was over they had a bottle of ketchup that had turned brown, but that had since been trashed, so there may be hope for them yet.

This has inspired me, in subsequent days, to clean up around the apartment and particularly pare down my wardrobe. I have a tremendous amount of clothing for someone who wears the same outfit three days in a row, but much of it is stained with developer from my photolab days, or was purchased in the three week window when I fit a 32″ waist. Even after I saved two pieces for mending and with the three new items coming in I have a net loss of clothing which gets me a little closer to having an efficient wardrobe.

November 29, 2009

The Value of News

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — the Modern Serf @ 11:29 pm

The downside to @BreakingNews is that I get alerts long before any trad news source has the pertinent details. Now fretting about Tiger. @noelMu

What’s the upside to knowing breaking news?

Tiger Woods got in a car accident a few days back. Thanks to breaking news, and twitter in general, we found out long before any relevant details were available; he was definitely either seriously injured or not seriously injured – Schrödinger’s Tiger, if you will. This information was absolutely useless, even to bookies and his sponsors. But we knew about it right away!

TechCrunch argues crowdsourcing the media via Twitter is good – after all, that’s how the Mumbai shootings, “the miracle on the Hudson,” and Michael Jackson’s death broke long before the mainstream media reported them. But for what purpose? The people of Mumbai had a need to know about a terrorist attack, of course, but what about the people of California? Michael Jackson’s camp would definitely want to know right away when he died, but I highly doubt they found out via Twitter.

While there are a handful of cases where a mass audience finding out about a crisis is valuable, such as a tornado warning or an Amber Alert, most breaking news has no tangible value for nearly anyone who will hear it. Despite the “personalization” of news over the last few years, I’ve yet to see a chyron pop up on MSNBC saying “Justin Falcone, your car is being towed.”

My generations immersion in “Breaking News” began in early Septermber of 2001. I was in history class, junior year of high school when the teacher made the announcement that passenger jets had hit the World Trade Center and Pentagon. Being sixteen-year olds hundreds of miles away from the events, we were powerless in the situation. The President, who actually could do something with breaking news like that, chose to finish reading “My Pet Goat.”

We all watched the news for the rest of the day. There wasn’t any other choice, really, since they were simulcasting the news broadcasts on nearly every channel. It was inescapable. It was the global conversation. It was fantastic, mind-blowing TV.

The event, bar some even more horrifying disaster, will be the defining moment of my generation, the “where were you when…” that everyone has an answer for. Anyone who’s enlisted in the armed forces or even flown on an airplane knows exactly how far the effects of 9/11 have trickled down into our day-to-day lives. But I watched dozens of hours of news, as bits and pieces were coming in, pundits breathed fire, and Ashleigh Banfield became a sex symbol. The single piece of information that has any real weight in the world is that terrorists, sponsored by afghanistan, hijacked some planes and crashed them into US landmarks. Every other piece of information I absorbed about 9/11 in the following years has been essentially irrelevant. Interesting, often, and occasionally something would affect my method of thinking, but for the most part it made as much difference in my life as the plotline to a sitcom.

Of course, breaking news does have real value for some people – namely, the media. A news organization that breaks a hot story gets higher ratings that lead to more advertising dollars. A hot story is currency for a news outfit. Yet like most currencies, a hot story is only valuable because we believe it to be so. Sure, some people actually need to know about Tiger Woods right away, just as gold has a number of limited industrial uses. However, for the rest of us, it is only the pleasure of having a new shiny bauble that gives it any value.

However, if we measure the news as pure entertainment, things work out a little differently. Knowing world affairs has essentially the same value as knowing football scores or movie plots; it gives people something to talk about. As trivial as that sounds at face value, even lifelong bonds need small talk to fill in the space between the big ideas. Most conversations with my closest friends, some of whom i’ve known since elementary school, revolve around movies or tv shows. Even at a professional level, knowing about an article in your given trade publication and being able to discuss it with someone in your industry is much more valuable than the actual information one learns from said article. And, as I mentioned above, a shared news event like 9/11 or JFK’s assassination becomes a cultural touchstone.

Finally, there’s the pure value of the news experience, independent of the facts it describes. When I was a stockboy, scanning in our delivery of magazines, I would scoff at the tabloids for conflating the misadventures of basic cable personalities with “actual news.” Now I realize that even the articles in a beautifully written and exquisitely detailed magazine like the economist has exactly the same practical value as Kate Gosselin’s familial drama. While the Economist is more entertaining to me and affects me in a deeper way than Star magazine, the reverse is true for much of the world – my news snobbery is no different from the contempt I felt at a younger age for sports fans. Sports and tabloids aren’t “for me,” but a great basketball game or a shocking and titillating celebrity story is just as valid an expression of as a heartwrenching story or a beautiful song.

Important news has its place in the world, right beside important novels and important records and important art. News is just a particularly effective format because it depicts the real world, much in the same way a photograph has more inherent gravitas than a painting. Popular news connects society, shocking news excites and entertains, informative news teaches, and beautiful news enriches the soul.

With additional research, editing and pontificating by Adam Wright.

July 19, 2009

Black Water

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — the Modern Serf @ 11:28 pm

The Modern Serf and Serfette hosted a halloween party last weekend. Here’s one of the drinks I made.

I first had this drink on my first visit to my former neighborhood bar, Deep Ellum. I was immediately intrigued by this drink at the top of their cocktail list and featuring Moxie, a soda that made me gag the last time i drank it. He had tried pairing Moxie with nearly every other spirit, but rye whiskey was the only one that could tame it. The recipe, as best as I can approximate:

Build in highball glass:
1.5 oz rye whiskey (I use Old Overholt)
.5 oz lemon
fill with ice
top with Moxie
garnish with spent lemon wedge

Depending on my mood or to whom I’m serving it, I may add up to an ounce of simple syrup; Moxie has very little sweetness on its own, so you’ll probably want to do that if you’re expecting Jack ‘n’ Coke -like sweetness.

The reason for Moxie’s weird taste, and its unexpectedly good pairing with whiskey, is Gentian. Gentian is a component in a lot of bitters and aperitifs; one could reasonably approximate Moxie by adding a good portion of Angostura bitters to root beer. While this makes for an unappealing soft drink on its own, the whiskey and citrus help tone it down and make a well-balanced drink.

Also, according to wikipedia:
Moxie has also grown in popularity in recent years in regions of southern Maine and Connecticut due to its mixability with certain spirits. Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy; the “County Girl”, a drink made up of one part bourbon whiskey and two parts Moxie on the rocks, with an optional lime garnish; the “Ninja,” a triple shot consisting of one part Moxie, one part vodka, and one part orange juice; the “Mad Mailman”, a mixture of Moxie and Jägermeister; and “The Vijay”, which consists of one part Moxie and one part blended American Whiskey. Many people, even those who do not like the soda on its own, find it refreshing when mixed with whiskey.

I have yet to try any of those recipes. Alas, I have used up all of the Moxie I bought nearly a year ago making drinks at this party, so I won’t be trying them anytime soon. However, if any of you out there in blogland want to take the plunge, I’d love to hear from you.

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